Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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