he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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