I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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