Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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