Are we in a gay sports bar?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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