I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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