In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
this hospital has no fireball
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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