Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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