hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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