Porn is love you can see.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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