Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Vodka?
Forever.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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