I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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