I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
It's never too late to be topless.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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