called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
