We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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