It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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