Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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