I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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