I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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