new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I have fence marks all over my body
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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