Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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