That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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