The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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