were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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