marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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