Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
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