Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You had me at "let me see your balls"
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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