we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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