i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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