At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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