Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
