There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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