Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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