I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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