Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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