I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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