ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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