I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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