so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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