You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
ttyl tear gas
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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