did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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