yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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