dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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