Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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