apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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