i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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