We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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