The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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