Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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