Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Everclear isn't food dammit
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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